and then and then and then

beaches with bitches

.

too much thinkings

too much talking

too much arrogance

too much annoyance

too much rudeness

working -- waaaaaay too little

Thank You Again :D

Thank You :)

我们这一家 ♥

Went back to JB few weeks ago to celebrate grandma's birthday, and met some.. sorta.. new relatives. =D

Happy birthday grandma!!!



PS - I know I should have posted this looooooong ago, but i was really really busy.. till now.. still, had a very happy 2 days staying there :)

super

Ms C: Let me introduce (pointing me) this is your super senior.
Me: (eww, who wants to be SUPER -- roll eyes) He's not super junior.

y e s i a m y o u n g s o w h a t

BOSS Do you think your dressing is a little bit too young?
ME I think they're ok, what's wrong?
BOSS Try to wear more maturely.
ME ... (stare)
BOSS Smart and casual (start google-ing for images) so you can convince people easier.
ME My size is not proportionate, hard to find clothes.
BOSS Go wardrobe shopping la..
ME Uh.. o (lazy to talk and continue my work thinking: you didn't say you'd pay)
BOSS I'll tell them not to laugh at you.
ME (turn to look at him) uh.... (fake smile, continue working)

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random

Jo爸 负心汉

阿月 正祼女

SA姨 正祼婆

阿庆 正哑女

中仔 半文盲

嘉美 心仆仔

荷妈 大水桶

莫生气

人生就像一场戏
因为有缘才相聚
相扶到老不容易
是否更该去珍惜
为了小事发脾气
回头想想又何必
别人生气我不气
气出病来无人替
我若气死谁如意
况且伤神又费力
邻居亲朋不要比
儿孙琐事由它去
吃苦享乐在一起
神仙羡慕好伴侣

得罪车神

车神啊！
对不起
虽然我不知道我做了什么事
一天坏了两辆车

先是去吃晚餐后
要回公司时
车不能start
结果丢在路边
还好老板还清醒

然后工作完要回家
开车...
车灯咧？？？
庆幸还有老板娘的车

拜托拜托
不要再有车坏了

细佬仔唔识世界
多有得罪有怪莫怪啊