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Jo爸 负心汉

阿月 正祼女

SA姨 正祼婆

阿庆 正哑女

中仔 半文盲

嘉美 心仆仔

荷妈 大水桶

莫生气

人生就像一场戏
因为有缘才相聚
相扶到老不容易
是否更该去珍惜
为了小事发脾气
回头想想又何必
别人生气我不气
气出病来无人替
我若气死谁如意
况且伤神又费力
邻居亲朋不要比
儿孙琐事由它去
吃苦享乐在一起
神仙羡慕好伴侣

得罪车神

车神啊！
对不起
虽然我不知道我做了什么事
一天坏了两辆车

先是去吃晚餐后
要回公司时
车不能start
结果丢在路边
还好老板还清醒

然后工作完要回家
开车...
车灯咧？？？
庆幸还有老板娘的车

拜托拜托
不要再有车坏了

细佬仔唔识世界
多有得罪有怪莫怪啊

*tut* *tut* *tut*

WHAT THE...........*tut*...................!!!!!!!!!
i haven't been this angry since the oh-*tut*-my-salary-and-leave-got-deducted incident

it's the day of every month when my mood tends to be a little out of control
and THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TODAY???!!!!

stupid uncle
those stuff you threw away cost more than a hundred ringgit!!!
they're not worn nor spoilt
oh  p l e a s e !!
you saw me awake so why don't you ASK before you threw everything away?

1st - my toothbrush is brand new, i just used it for a few days, and it's cute! it's mickey! (ops sorry, Doraemon)
2nd - my toothpaste can't be found in Malaysia, and still can be used for a few weeks before i can't press anymore out
3rd - orange color hair mask doesn't mean it's spoilt, and FYI it's a very good hair mask
4th - a bottle of almost weightless facial wash doesn't mean it's empty inside
5th - a bottle doesn't look nice on the outside doesn't mean the thing inside is spoilt, it's because the company spent too much on research and have no money for packaging hence the product is expensive

ARGH!!!

8-)

我要学翻白眼
鄙视人到很明显那种
就酱！

i wish to punch you in the face

i don't dislike you
i just despise you

i'm not bored with life
i just got bored whenever you're around

i'm not a hypocrite
i just don't show my real feelings to you
and smile whenever i feel like whacking you

i don't usually pick on errors people made
i just made it a hobby to laugh (heartily) when you made ONE mistake

i tend to believe what others tell me easily
i just roll my eyes and forget everything you told me

you're the best friend for everyone
you're liked by everyone
you're the best designer in the world
you're the most important person in the world
you're the most brilliant person who knows-it-all
you're the most charming person in the society

yea right~~~ (eyes rolling *..*)