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Jo爸 负心汉

阿月 正祼女

SA姨 正祼婆

阿庆 正哑女

中仔 半文盲

嘉美 心仆仔

荷妈 大水桶

莫生气

人生就像一场戏
因为有缘才相聚
相扶到老不容易
是否更该去珍惜
为了小事发脾气
回头想想又何必
别人生气我不气
气出病来无人替
我若气死谁如意
况且伤神又费力
邻居亲朋不要比
儿孙琐事由它去
吃苦享乐在一起
神仙羡慕好伴侣

得罪车神

车神啊！
对不起
虽然我不知道我做了什么事
一天坏了两辆车

先是去吃晚餐后
要回公司时
车不能start
结果丢在路边
还好老板还清醒

然后工作完要回家
开车...
车灯咧？？？
庆幸还有老板娘的车

拜托拜托
不要再有车坏了

细佬仔唔识世界
多有得罪有怪莫怪啊

*tut* *tut* *tut*

WHAT THE...........*tut*...................!!!!!!!!!
i haven't been this angry since the oh-*tut*-my-salary-and-leave-got-deducted incident

it's the day of every month when my mood tends to be a little out of control
and THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TODAY???!!!!

stupid uncle
those stuff you threw away cost more than a hundred ringgit!!!
they're not worn nor spoilt
oh  p l e a s e !!
you saw me awake so why don't you ASK before you threw everything away?

1st - my toothbrush is brand new, i just used it for a few days, and it's cute! it's mickey! (ops sorry, Doraemon)
2nd - my toothpaste can't be found in Malaysia, and still can be used for a few weeks before i can't press anymore out
3rd - orange color hair mask doesn't mean it's spoilt, and FYI it's a very good hair mask
4th - a bottle of almost weightless facial wash doesn't mean it's empty inside
5th - a bottle doesn't look nice on the outside doesn't mean the thing inside is spoilt, it's because the company spent too much on research and have no money for packaging hence the product is expensive

ARGH!!!

8-)

我要学翻白眼
鄙视人到很明显那种
就酱！

i wish to punch you in the face

i don't dislike you
i just despise you

i'm not bored with life
i just got bored whenever you're around

i'm not a hypocrite
i just don't show my real feelings to you
and smile whenever i feel like whacking you

i don't usually pick on errors people made
i just made it a hobby to laugh (heartily) when you made ONE mistake

i tend to believe what others tell me easily
i just roll my eyes and forget everything you told me

you're the best friend for everyone
you're liked by everyone
you're the best designer in the world
you're the most important person in the world
you're the most brilliant person who knows-it-all
you're the most charming person in the society

yea right~~~ (eyes rolling *..*)

movie marathon

The movie marathon finally stops yesterday. It's been going on for 5 days continuously and i think i've watched every movie i wanted to watch for these 2 months.

Friday - Burlesque

Musical is always good, though the plot is slightly boring, all the glitz and glamour still makes the movie very interesting :)

Saturday - Black Swan

Uh.. it's ok i guess, only thing is i can't get the scene when all her toes stick together outta my mind >'''<



Sunday - The Mechanic

Have no idea what this movie is about, something 'bout a genius killer killing people i guess.. all i did in the cinema was admiring the hunk's body :p

Monday - Sanctum
I said i DON'T WANT TO watch this movie, who knows.. anyway, great movie.. i just don't like the trapped feeling.



Tuesday - I Love Hong Kong

FINALLY a comedy! Like this HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Don't scold me for watching too many movies in the cinema xD

Should i?

Lake Toba is an immense volcanic lake covering an area of 1707 sq km (1,000 sq km bigger than Singapore) with an island in the center. Formed by a gigantic volcanic eruption some 70,000 years ago, it is probably the largest resurgent caldera on Earth. Some studies say it might have been associated with causing previous ice age/climate change and the largest human population bottleneck ever. Genetic estimates suggests that there were only a few thousand individuals that survived the catastrophe. The island in the middle - Pulau Samosir - was joined to the caldera wall by a narrow isthmus, which was cut through to enable boats to pass; a road bridge crosses the cutting. Samosir island is the cultural centre of Batak tribe who are mostly Christians in the modern days.

Lake Toba used to be popular tourist destination but now not many tourist come, which means many services, no crowds, cheap prices and friendly locals grateful for your business. It is a great laid back place to chill out for a few days after jungle trekking etc. The location is very popular with Chinese tourists around Chinese New Year, when availability drops dramatically and accommodation costs are known to sky rocket.

夜半的彩虹

昨晚在家楼下发梦

我看到有彩虹的月亮
虽然照片看不清楚

我很正常上网查了一下
人家说这叫月晕
说什么日晕三更雨，月晕午时风
我不懂是什么意思
在继续正常的上网查了一下
人说天气一定大变
一定刮大风

才没有变
一样热 我半夜一样被蚊子乱醒
醒来一样心情很烂

9 Dangerous Words that Women Use

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
i came across this wonderful article again, which i think is quite true..


Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F*** YOU!

Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.